Spam

I love spam emails, at work I get a lot of them, and apart from the ones that offer to increase my weekly income, which is fine. I get ones from Africa asking for the use of my bank account. To be honest, most of the ones I get are so poorly worked out that they make me laugh. Firstly, judging by the amount of Spam I get, everyone in Africa is incredibly rich, and that whole starvation in Darfur is a load of lies. Secondly, the authors are so incapable of getting their facts right that in one I read, a bloke became a woman with two children, a boy and a girl, then she had a girl, and then the author had gone from being a she and had become a he again.

Okay Rant over